January 2012
precumbabies2:
who wants to wipe my tears at midnight
pick me pick me
December 2011
madgay:
i literally need 50 feet of space please dont stand close to me dont look at me dont breathe on me
princeofpancakes:
what kind of pussy does the pope get?
nun
tumblr user: i am going to get so drunk
tumblr user: wow i'm so excited to get drunk
tumblr user: going to drink so much
tumblr user: gonna get wasted beyond repair
tumblr user: i love booze
tumblr user: gonna be so hungover
tumblr user: i'm going to be so trashed tonight
tumblr user: alcohol
africans:
i better make sure to get on facebook tonight so that i can be informed when its 2012
1 tag
stormcloud:
i hope the ball drops on my house
new year's resolution
2008: lose weight
2009: lose weight
2010: lose weight
2011: lose weight
2012: lose weight
lemunplej:
if you were ever nice to me I’ve probably imagined us in a relationship together
vvrists:
u turn my software into hardware
1612th:
gossipgran:
petition to lethally inject people who add their own opinions onto text posts
I Think This Is Totally Immoral, Thats Just My Opinion And Imma Voice It Idgaf
hornier:
embarrassed to be seen in public with myself
thank heavens i don’t use missing e xkit forever <333
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2 year old cousin: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Me: Why?
2 year old cousin: Because he didn't have any guts!
Me: You're adopted
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
bigtimerussian:
illegalize ed hardy
Watchthatsmoderatelyraven:
sachimo:
times where i thought it was taking a picture but it was actually taking a video omg
does she know its a video
oharaandguys:
the adventures of bipolar mother
mom: SHUT UP I WISH U WERE NEVER BORN U FAGGOT LITTLE BITCH
mom: i love you
mom: lol
mom: i have to poop SHTU UP
mom: i love you
mom: i will hit u with a broom GET OFF THE COMPUTER
mom: lol i love you only a bit less now cus ur annoying me
mom: hahahahahaha ur so funny
